Good move, there, you.  You saw the title and that self-preservation thing approached and stated with great confidence-"Alright, we better read this thing. Better safe than sorry."

You know how I help distressed dog owners out with my thing about hydrogen peroxide? Well, today I am in that "I just gotta save the world" mindset, so you are in the right place at the right time - no mindless drivel here. Just hard facts. About stuff like living longer, and what's going on with the sun these days. Important stuff that you can't get at just any run of the mill "crazy Florida" blog. Stuff that you can only get right here. Thanks for stopping by.

While the following fact can not be guaranteed to add time as measured physically to your life, it is a pretty safe bet that upon learning this thing you will feel better spiritually. This fact will make you feel mentally more sound than you did before learning this fact. If you don't believe me, take some notes pertaining to your mental state now, and then read them after. You will definitely show improvement.

HERE IS THE FACT:

you know how when you are on the internet filling out a form and then you get to the dropdown box for country? And you know how the stupid people who make those forms did it so the U.S.A. doesn't fill in automatically? It's like "duh, I'm filling out a form on the internet from my house in Urkzebah" They know that you aren't from Uganda, and chances are that you are not in the United Emirates either. Right? Do you know what I'm saying, yo?

Alright here is the way to stop wasting time looking for the USA in a list of EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?!?! I mean like, who even knows every country in the whole world? What if you are going to be in Antartica for the next 9 months? DO they have Antartica in the list?

But anyway, here is the meat of what I'm saying. This is the good part:

What you do is you type a "U" in the box and go ahead and let Uganda or Ubazndom fill in. Then hit the "U" again. You will get another U country, and after about 4 or 5 the USA comes up! It's so easy but they try to make it so hard!!

So that's the big fact.  Get out your little notes that you took back when you were stupid. See what I'm saying?

Now, if you really want to hang with the smart people, you know-see how the other half lives - click on on of these smart people's faces. It will take you too a place where everyhting is known, and mysteries are all solved.