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Move over NFL!! It's summertime, or late spring, one of the few times of the year that the average American heterosexual male does not think about football 17 times a day. And when guys aren't thinking about football, there is a thought void that must be filled. Scientists have proven that when heterosexual males have to fill a thought void, they choose thoughts of hot chicks 97.4% of the time. Scientists also have proven that if thoughts of football and hot chicks can be combined into an indivisible thought stream, the average male achieves 9.8 "thought satisfaction".
Thought satisfaction is measured on a scale of 1-10. Thoughts of mowing the lawn generally measure about 2.4 to 2.9. Thoughts of hanging curtains measure 0.4 to 1.2, although it is unclear whether this figure includes anticipation of sex because the new curtains look so good.
Leave it to the same scientists that bought us Tang™ and High Definition Television to capitalize on the "late spring/early summer thought void phenomenom" by inventing the Lingerie Football Paradigm Model. For over a decade teams of NASA trained engineers have worked at perfecting the model. Have a little look see at the video below to see the fruits of their labor:
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