TARPON SPRINGS, FLA -
Anthony L. Smith, aka "the midnight pooper", or "the nude midnight pooper" pooped in his neighbor's yard at around midnight last night. According to a statement by Tarpon Springs Police Department, "the nude midnight pooper" has been apprehended.
Police say that 29 year old Anthony L. Smith entered his neighbor's yard, and was totally naked at the time. Smith proceeded to yell obscenities at his neighbors, thereby drawing attention to his naked self.
Then Anthony Smith pooped in the neighbor's yard. After pooping, Anthony allegedly punched and kicked his neighbors as they confronted him. The neighbors were able to subdue and detain the naked man who had just pooped in their yard while an unidentified concerned citizen called 911 to alert police.
Police took him to the clink, where he was given a white t-shirt. Anthony was charged with disorderly conduct and battery. "Battery" is defined as "contact with another person without permission". "Disorderly conduct" is kind of a catch-all charge that covers the pooping in the yard thing.
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