Ex-wrestler turned man getting a divorce Hulk "Terry Bollea" Hogan recently showed up in a Tampa Bay Area courthouse hobbling around on crutches looking all desperate and helpless. He was in the courthouse to beg for money, because being a handicapped pathetic guy is not a marketable skill. The poor old guy asked the judge if he could please just have $225,000 a month for the next three months so he could just set back and take it easy for a spell. Hulk and his hopefully soon to be ex-wife Linda Bollea have a little over $8,000,000 that the court is holding on to until the two can work things out.
Well it doesn't look like there is gonna be any working things out any time soon. A couple of days after his "please show mercy for a helpless old man" act, the guy was photographed lifting his crutches over his head! Yup, people, it turns out that Hulk was play-acting. Or maybe he was having a seizure, or better yet, getting tased.
So anyway, Linda Bollea got ahold of these thousand word telling photographs and gave them to the judge. Linda Bollea gave a total of seven incriminating photos to the judge, and didn't say a word as to why. I guess she figured that the photos tell seven thousand words in aggregate, so no extra words were needed. By the way, an amazing number of people are just dying to see photos of Linda, but they want her to be naked. The top search terms for this site are "Linda Bollea naked" and "Linda Bollea nude". I'm sorry, folks, but I just don't have any pics of Linda without clothes on. If I did I would share, honest I would.
Now just to add a little spice to the Most Public Divorce Ever, Hulk has aired some grievances towards gigantic chested Linda, mainly because she is dating a 19 year old named Charlie. Charlie likes to play with all of Hulk's ex-toys, like his boats and cars and stuff. Linda, who has in all likelihood never been photographed in the nude, has been telling the judge that she needs some extra money to pay for insurance for Charlie, so he can tool around in Hulk's old toys without danger of getting the Estate That Wrestling Built sued. Hulk says no way, just keep the little baby off his stuff, and nobody needs to spend a dime.
So anyhow, Judge George Greer bought the bit hook-line-sinker and gave Hulk his three quarters of a million dollars to blow in 3 months. And next week, Judge Greer will decide what to do about the insurance thing. Word is that the judge is just "sick and tired" of the whole thing.
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