Land O'Lakes, FLA-
The kids in Kylene Nelson's class at Charles S. Rushe Middle School witnessed quite a scene this past Wednesday. Miss Nelson, who usually teaches the kids Language Arts, decided to give the kids a lesson in "being a drunk bitch" on Wednesday morning. According to a classroom full of pre-teen witnesses, Miss Nelson put on some music and started dancing and carrying on and invited the kids to join her. Being as this is 2009, a lot of the kids had cell phones and videos were spreading throughout the school before the music stopped.
It wasn't long before authorities came and just totally killed the party. Miss Nelson reportedly had a blood alcohol level of .26, which means that she was pretty darn drunk. She told the people that she was pretty sure she drank a whole fifth of vodka for breakfast. Miss Nelson was having a hard time talking so the school authorities took her to some kind of drug and alcohol facility that they use for this kind of thing. Later in the day she ran away and was apprehended at a nearby swimming pool.
Now I don't want to get all Glenda Gossip here but the word is that a couple of years ago an assistant principle caught Miss Nelson drunk in the school parking lot. That time the AP told the school resource officer (school cop) about the drunk teacher in the parking lot. The resource officer did the apprehending and questioning. According to the resource officer, the questioning went like this:
Miss Nelson: "I'm wasted"
When asked for a comment my wife said "Jeezy good golly! Get off the computer and do something productive!" Then she whacked me on the forehead with a real big spoon.
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