23 year old Detra Washington, the girl in the picture on the left, is kind of cute, right? Well, if her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend (you really never know how these things will turn out) is telling the truth she is also totally whacked out of her head crazy insane. Which may be the reason that he told her "I'm sorry, baby, but it's over between you and me" this past Thursday.
When Detra heard the "it's over" thing apparently the synapses in her brain started firing "bitch go crazy" messages like a WWII blitzkreig and "bitch go crazy" quickly took control. First the boyfriend asked Detra to leave his apartment, and she refused. So the boyfriend, possibly aware that Detra was slipping into BGC mode, started to walk out the door. Detra grabbed a pair of scissors and headed for his closet and started cutting his clothes into little pieces. Now this is all alleged because it was just Detra and the guy in the apartment. Personally I find it hard to believe, but this is what the guy said.
The boyfriend turned around and tried to grab the scissors from Detra's crazy little hands. Detra, who was at this point full-blown BGC, tried to stab the guy with the scissors, but the guy was able to wrestle the scissors away before having his eyeballs stabbed out of his head. Detra then grabbed a plate (standard porcelein 8" circumference dinner plate) and started whacking the guy in the shoulder with it. So the guy grabs the the plate before Detra is able to shatter it over his head. The guy also grabbed Detra and tried to calm her down. Detra then started biting the guy on his hands. Pretty resourceful girl, this Detra Washington, you know?
So the boyfriend guy let her go because of the biting. Getting bitten repeatedly can be painful and even injurious to a person, which is why biting is frowned upon in polite society. So anyhows, Detra then grabbed a steak knife and went after the laundry room clothes. The boyfriend, who must be really fond of his clothes, ran after her and tried to subdue her again. This time Detra turned around and started swinging the knife at him, and almost got him in the throat. (She missed and hit the door frame beside him, right at throat level).
So the boyfriend then said screw the clothes, ran out the door and jumped into his car. Detra ran after him and jumped on the hood. Then the guy jumped out of the car and made it to his neighbor's place and locked the door behind him before Detra could pounce on him and rip his ears off of his head. The guy called the cops, who were able to apprehend Detra without shooting or tasing her.
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