Our good old Governor Charlie Crist got married today in St. Petersburg, so people will quit thinking he's gay. If you're not from Florida, Charlie Crist is that guy with the weird orange-ish glow who made John McCain's shortlist for VP picks. (John who? By the way, did George Bush quit or something? Kind of makes you think "maybe America doesn't really need a president").
While Charlie was in the church "gettin' hitched to the old ball and chain" the famous Black Uhurus were outside shouting "two shots in the back because he's black!". I don't think they were talking about Charlie because Charlie is orange. And not one single word in the English language rhymes with orange. Also, there were protestors both for and against gay marriage. Once again, I don't think they were talking about Charlie. He's male and marrying a woman, which is reportedly ok with God.
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