Nicholas Densmore, a 20 year old extremely disturbed and simultaneously disturbing guy from Titusville, was sentenced to 4 years in prison for sexually assaulting his Grandmother's dog. The dog sex occurred this past July, while Nicholas was visiting Grandma, who lives in St. Petersburg. The dog, a Yorkie named Duchess, has reportedly fully recovered, both physically and reputation-wise. Nicholas pleaded no contest to the charge, and thus fully restoring Duchess' reputation as a creature of virtue.

Now this gets kind of nasty and yucky, so you've been warned. What happened is that Nicholas took Duchess into a motor home of some sort that was parked behind his grandmother's house. Then Nicholas proceeded to ... well you know. So then grandma catches them, and Nicholas grabs the dog and takes off running. Nicholas throws Duchess into a trashcan and takes off. Grandma knows that Nicholas is one severely whacked in the head individual so she calls the cops. The cops come and find Duchess in the trashcan, suffering from (YOU CAN STOP IF YOU WANT TO) a "torn anal area". 

Police were able to get DNA samples from semen that was in or on the dog. That pretty much sealed the case, because Nicholas ain't no OJ. Not that it really mattered because grandma had already told police that she "caught them in the act".

Happy Thanksgiving