Well the word on the street is that Joe the Plumber is some kind of superhuman magic voodoo guy. Now I have never met the guy, since he has made absolutely no attempt to contact me. NO ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ME WHATSOEVER!! So my conclusion is that Joe the Plumber is a witch. We must burn him, and get on with our lives. I know it sounds kind of harsh, but these are tough times. And the last thing we need is Joe the Plumber the voodoo witch screwing things up worse. So we need to take him to a trial, where we will see if he floats, and all those other witch tests.
And if it turns out that Joe the Plumber is a witch, we all know what needs to be done.
DISCLAIMER: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, JOE THE PLUMBER IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, CONJURED BY THE EVIL RIGHT WING COMMIE LEFT WING LIBERAL CONSERVATIVE PRESS. PLEASE DO NOT START SETTING PLUMBERS ON FIRE. EVEN IF THEY ARE NAMED JOE.
THANK YOU.
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