On October 24th, Transportation Security Administration employees' jobs will be a little more interesting, at least at Tampa International. That is when the Tampa airport will install "whole body image scanners", that prospective airline passengers will get their bodies scanned by, instead of those invasive "patdowns" that require touching and stuff.
As you can see by the images released by the TSA to build excitement for the big event, the new machines will allow security personnel to see what a person would look like if he or she were a naked martian.
According to the TSA, the body images will "be immediatey discarded after viewing". The TSA did not specify exactly who all would be viewing the magic naked pictures, so it is safe to assume that what they mean is "the naked pictures will be discarded when everybody is tired of viewing them".
Of course, there is some protesting of the "Magic Naked Picture Machines" by various Privacy Groups, who refused to be named due to privacy concerns. The TSA expressed apathy and boredom to the protests.
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