HOLIDAY, FLA - Apparently, 39 year old Celeste Irene Lagrant does not want to marry Bruce Montle, who is Miss Lagrant's live-in boyfriend. According to Bruce, during "marriage proposal discussions" Celeste slapped him, punched him, scratched him, and threw a bunch of knives at him. Now to be fair, details are a little sketchy at this point, and it may be that Celeste wants to marry Bruce, and he wasn't too receptive to the idea. Either way, it's pretty clear that Bruce and Celeste have an exciting, passionate relationship, and are sure to live happily ever after. 

The couple is registered at Saks Fifth Avenue, Bed Bath and Beyond, and Target. They are planning  a "medium sized traditional wedding", followed by a reception at the Holiday VFW. Guests will be served roast beef au jus, chicken marsala, and a variety of side dishes. There will be a one hour open bar at the start of the reception, followed by a cash bar with draft beer for $1.50 per cup. Cocktails will also be available for 3 to 5 dollars, depending on whether house liquor or premium liquor is desired.