Somethings screwed up. The Twilight Zone seems to be down, and who knows what else. So bear with me folks, I'm too tired to mess with it right now.
By the way, did you know that the total earth's ant population weighs roughly the same as the total earth's human population? Yes sirree it's true.
And furthermore, did you know that Army Ants (those real mean ants down in the Amazon rain forest) are blind? Also true.
AND... Did you realize that, in the Army Ant world, all the guys do is have sex? This too, is a true fact. The male Army Ant's sole job is to mate. All the ants out there ripping up insects and small children and stuff are females. Blind ant chicks. Crazy stuff, huh.
And when the blind ant girls come across something big, say like a donkey, they just get inside the thing and start tearing it up from the inside. They get to the innards of the creature however they can. Some of the gals rip through the thing's eyeballs, and just start ripping the things brain to shreds, and then carry the little chunks of donkey brains back to the males, who are just sitting back, taking it easy and chilling and stuff, waiting to be called on.
So the next time you catch yourself thinking "man those ants have it made. I wish I was an ant", think about what you just read. And then decide if you would really rather be an ant. Get what I'm saying? Of course you don't, because you just now heard about it. You have to take some time to think about these mind-blowing facts about ants that you have just read. But not today, today you have to watch football. Do it tomorrow. Just pick up the phone, call work and say "listen, this might sound a little strange, but I just read some real heavy stuff about life. So I'm not working today, ok?" And if they question you, like they don't believe you, just tell them to check out this blog.
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