Now we don't get too political here at WIBGTH. For us, politics is about entertainment. And boy-oh-boy-meloy does it get entertaining from time to time. So when Barack chose this guy named Joe Biden as his running mate, we were a little surprised, mainly because we had never really heard of the guy. Well it turns out that this Biden guy has been around for a while, knows what's going on, and could probably handle the president job if he had to.
So then McCain decides "hey, this young guy picked an old guy to be his running mate. So... I'll PICK A HOT CHICK!!" So, it seems, McCain went off on a journey to find a hot chick. The thing is, this old guy McCain didn't live so long by being a fool. So McCain knew that the hot chick had to hold some kind of political office. He journeyed far and wide, and finally discovers that a hot chick was GOVERNOR OF ALASKA!!
Well hell's bells, Orson Welles, McCain hit the freaking jackpot, right? Well it turns out that this hot chick who somehow became governor of Alaska is sort of a train wreck. I mean, she has the hot chick thing going for her, but like many hot chicks out there, there are some strings attached.
Like... she fired some big guy in the state police department because he wouldn't fire one of his officers, who happened to be her brother-in-law. And then... her 17 year old daughter is pregnant, she's going to be married to the 18 year old father, a guy whose MySpace page makes it pretty clear that he doesn't want to have "a f'in kid". And the hot chick running mate has FIVE KIDS OF HER OWN!! That right there should tell you "dis bitch be crazy, dog". FIVE KIDS?? What does she think, this is little house on the prairie? Does she have a farm?
So the hot chick that McCain picked is kind of "interesting". Now let's be honest, people. McCain is old. He's kind of, well, "living on borrowed time" so to speak. Now there's no doubt that the guy could handle being president. But the hot chick? It would be kind of like a wacky Reese Witherspoon movie, with a bunch of kids running around the Whitehouse, the disgruntled teenage parents screaming and hollering all the time, the husband hunting squirrels in the White House back yard and getting arrested, and all kinds of crazy, wacky stuff.
So it might be kind of cool, always hearing about something wacky happening in the Whitehouse. Secret Service guys changing diapers, hot chick meeting with Putin with kids hanging all over her, and neat stuff like that. So maybe everything will be just A-OK.
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