Boise, Idaho-
The Idaho National Guard has discovered a new super-sized, flesh eating species of Sea Monkey, also known as "Fairy Shrimp" in the sometimes dried up lake beds of the Idaho Desert. According to officials the newly discovered Sea Monkeys are about 100 times as big as the Sea Monkeys everybody got when they were kids. In addition, the Idaho Sea Monkeys are cannibals.
The Monster Cannibal Flesh Eating Giant Sea Monkeys of Idaho have a velcro-like covering on their giant Sea Monkey bellys, which is used to store up to four smaller Sea Monkeys for eating later on when they get hungry. What they do is eat smaller Sea Monkeys until they are full, then grab some others and wound them, being careful not to kill them, and stick them to their velcro bellys. Then when they get hungry again, they just reach down, grab one of the alive but maimed smaller Sea Monkeys, and eat it.
Unfortunately for the people of Idaho, the new Cannibal Giant Monster Flesh Eating Sea Monkeys, although very large, are not really edible for humans. Nonetheless, like every other living thing in Idaho it must be killed for sport. Officials have not yet decided what the hunting season or daily bag limits will be for the newly discovered Giant Flesh Eating Monster Sea Monkey.
Citizens of Idaho could not be reached for comment, as they are all busy fighting with, or running from the ever-increasing population of Giant Man-Eating Wolves, which were introduced to the state by environmentalists in order to eat everything that moves.
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