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So, you've got a little dog with a pinto bean for a brain. The little thing is basically a wonder of nature that was created to follow you around and eat whatever hits the floor in your vicinity. And, if you are reading this for actual advice, I think it's safe to say that you were just trying to tidy things up a bit, went to put some type of hair care product in the bathroom cabinet, when you accidently knocked over a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Of course, when people put hydrogen peroxide away they don't, as a rule, put the cap on the bottle because that would just be a complete waste of time. And besides, there probably was never a cap on the bottle in the first place, because that's how they sell hydrogen peroxide.
So anyhow, that little dog you were talking about sees this tasty liquid on the bathroom floor and naturally just starts lapping it up. Then about thirty seconds later the cute little critter starts vomiting up some kind of foamy yellow-pinkish stuff, right?
So what you do is this: NOTHING! It turns out that it's ok for dogs to drink hydrogen peroxide and then vomit all over the place. It's perfectly natural. As a matter of fact, veterinarians often give dogs hydrogen peroxide on purpose, to make them throw up. Usually this is done when the dog has eaten a poisonous dart frog or something.
So relax! Sit down, grab a beer, and pretend like you never saw the vomit, and hope that someone else cleans it up. And keep the little turtle brained dog well hydrated, so it can vomit some more.
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