[Dalton Rattlesnake is on vacation. In his absence guest writer "CrazyTexaMary" has filled in. Another guest writer, "WildTexaMolly" also wrote a quite riveting account of the same story, however somehow it "did not post". We would like "WildTexaMolly" to please submit a copy of the story via email to be posted, thus fulfilling her contractual obligation. If the story is not submitted, we will have no choice but to sue for non-performance. And this WILL go on WildTexaMolly's PERMANENT RECORD!]
[Update: WildTexaMolly's submission has been recovered. So, for now, we have suspended the non-performance lawsuit. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience that this has caused WildTexaMolly, and we are changing our litigation policy to prevent such inconveniences and embarrasment in the future.]
WildTexaMolly's account of "The Rattlesnake Story":
a nice texan saw a rattlesnake in his back yard. It sang "I hate you, you hate
me, we're a stupid family", and was drinking beer. The nice texan got his 2
year old son's nerf gun. He popped it at the rattlesnake. And of course
it did'nt work. But luckly the snake was drunk and fainted. The nice texan
called his friend who was a clown to handle the snake. Well sure a noth the snake woke up. But the nice texan's wife was a zoo keeper and threw
the snake in the fire.
CrazyTexaMary's account of "The Rattlesnake Story":
A guy in Aledo Texas saw a rattlesnake strangling his dog on a cactus. Much to the Texan's surprise, the rattlesnake was calming "Baby Sam" (a human) at the same time. So now Ernest Willy was faced with a predicament of gargantuan proportions. ran to the crap filled garage and pulled his seven year old son Cooper's BB gun off the rack. He ran back through the spickey sticker bush. Aimed the new Red Rider BB Gun at the huge brown rattle Snake and saw that the snake was calming the harmless "Baby Sam" (still human). Ernest quickly ran to get "Baby Sam" and the felt a sharp sting in his arm. He through the gun to Cooper (who was cheering on the snake) and Screemed, "Shoot the snake." Cooper aimed the Red Rider BB Gun at the snake and pulled the sweety triger. The big snake fell back and Buck the Brave Beagle could breath but then his dad fell down with a yell. His loving wife Kate ran to his help and found a pile of giant grass hoppers, now these weren't your everyday crappy grasshoppers these was the GIANT Florida hoppers. Kate took Coopers green lightsaber and wacked the crap out of them. Litraly. Then Ernest got up and shoot his neighbors duck, Duck because he put the snake in his yard.
[WIBGTH would like to thank WildTexaMolly and CrazyTexaMary for helping out while Dalton Rattlesnake was on "vacation"]
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