Clearwater police officer Matthew Parco made the news this past January, when he got all hot and bothered with one of those spunky grandmother types at a McDonald's drive thru. Jean Merola, age 75, was waiting patiently for her special salt free french fries when Officer Parco told her to get out of the way. The story is that Parco started honking and yelling at the little old lady, and the little old lady didn't respond. Then Officer Parco gets out of the car and approaches the little old lady, who, being one of those spunky grandmother types, tells Officer Parco to "sit on it and rotate", or something like that. So Officer Parco arrests the little old lady on some bogus "blocking a right of way" charge, slaps the cuffs on her, the whole big show. It was really pretty funny.
Parco got out of that one. His comrades down at the station found that he had done nothing inapproriate, and the little old lady was promptly executed. No, not really, but she does have to go to trial for the offense. She probably will not get the death penalty. Now that's just the background. Check out what Matt Parco (catchy name, you know?) did on a separate occasion...
Ok, so Parco is called out to some domestic child custody case, involving a 15 year old girl and her parents. The parents are arguing like crazy insane dingdongs, so Officer Matt Parco tells the dad to hit the road, and the dad leaves. So then Matt and the 15 year old started kind of hitting it off.
First, Officer Matt Parco offers the girl some chewing tobacco. Then they really start to bond. Officer Matt whips out his taser and starts showing it off. He even fired the thing at his squad car to demonstrate his cool taser skills.
Then Parco and the 15 year old get in the squad car 'cause Parco has this cool computer mounted in his car. And he can get on the Internet. So he shows the girl a video of a cow getting tased. So their laughing at this poor cow mooing like crazy while some goofhead dingaling tortures the thing, and Officer Matt Parco says "hey let's look up your stupid dad on my computer that can get on a top secret cops only database". So Parco shows the girl all this stuff they have on her stupid Dad. And they are looking at his stupid driver's license pictures and stuff.
So Parco goes on his merry way, all happy about making a new friend. But then her new friend's mother calls and says "check out what that cop guy did while he was at my house!". Parco denies everything, "No, I didn't shoot my taser at my car" "No, I didn't show the girl the cow getting tased video" and "No, I didn't show the girl stuff about her dad on my top secret cops only database"
So investigators did some investigating. They figured out that the cow getting tased video was played while Parco was at the 15 year old's house. And he did get on the top secret cops only database. And they even figured out that he did shoot his taser that day.
So then Parco says "well I swear I didn't offer the girl chewing tobacco". And his superior officers or whatever say "look Parco, we don't care about the chewing tobacco. Look at all of this other stupid stuff you did!" So then Parco just ripped his badge right off his shirt and through it on the desk and said "the heck with this, I don't even want to be a cop with you guys anymore!" And he walked off in a big huff.
End of story.
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