Today, the Yukon Territory celebrates it's 110th birthday. Now there's some conversation material for you. Mention it to your boss.
Remind your boss that the Yukon Territory symbolizes your companies goals and ideals in many ways. Draw correlations between the Yukon Territory Charter and your own companies mission statement.
Suggest that the company throws a spontaneous Yukon Territory birthday party, "Yukon Territory/[insert company name here] style". Offer to organize the party. Spike some of the drinks with ecstacy, some with LSD, and some with methamphetamine. Make a video of the whole thing (not the part where you spike the drinks).
On Monday morning, show your boss the video and tell him that you will post it on youtube unless he doubles your salary and changes your job description to "Guy who doesn't ever have to come in to the office anymore". Tell him to mail your checks to your house.
That's what that Fight Club guy would do. So grow a set and do it. Let me know how it turns out.
Don't just sit there and think about it - DO IT!!
Trust me - it will work. It's the perfect plan.
If you don't have a job, lay in bed all day drinking whiskey and watching the History Channel.
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