A fifty year old man hired a naked-maid for $100 an hour. Probably from this site. His wife was on vacation so it only made sense, you know? It's a window of opportunity kind of thing. You get to watch a naked woman walk around your house, with the possible added bonus of getting your house cleaned. And that would make your wife happy when she got home, you know? So it's like a total win-win-win time sensitive opportunity. Rarely found in the world of opportunities.
So the guy, who lives in an affluent gated community (with real security guards!) called Cheval, recognizes this rare time-sensitive-win-win-win opportunity and "seizes the moment". That's how you get wealthy enough to live in places like Cheval. By recognizing rare opportunities and siezing the moment.
Well the guy got like totally busted, dude. See what happened was the naked chick knew about time sensitive opportunities herself, and when the guy left her alone in the bedroom for a couple of minutes, she stole all of the vacationing wive's jewelry. $40,000 worth.
And you have got to admit, that is pretty darn funny. Funny in a "ha ha, you're all rich and now you're less rich and your wife is really pissed off" way.
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