37 year old Harold Osborne, the guy in the picture, was recently the main character in a good old Central Florida domestic violence story. The kind that made "Cops" famous. "Bad boys, Bad boys, whatcha gonna do!"
This past Monday afternoon, May 19th, Harold started getting mad at the woman he had been living with for the past two months. According to the woman, Harold was jealous over one of her ex-boyfriends. Apparently, the woman and Harold had dated back in the '80s when they were teenagers and just recently reunited. So I guess Harold found out that she had been dating others during their separation, and this made Harold all jealous mad like.
So Harold did what any psychotic "now I remember why I broke up with him" type of guy would do. He started beating the crap out of his woman. Harold got all enraged and angry and his soulmate started running away from him. She ran into apartment 524-A at 6700 N. Rome Avenue(the part of town where the crack dealers ply their trade) and Harold ran in after her.
Now more enraged than ever, Harold cornered his "better half" and started punching. And punching hard. He knocked some teeth out and then punched her in the mouth so hard that her gums actually ripped from the roof of her mouth. Now that's what I call jealous.
As the blood started gushing out of his woman's head, Harold decided that he better get "the heck out of Dodge". He took off in a red Honda Civic and soon the cops spotted him. The cops tried to pull him over at Hillsborough Avenue and 15th Street (a place where people also sell crack) but Harold is obviously no pansie quitter. He led the cops on a little chase through the 'hood and then for some reason stopped the car outside 1425 Powhatan Avenue and took off running. He finally jumped under a house at 1309 Clifton Street that must have looked like a good hiding place. (Wow, you can trace this all on Google Earth! The whole thing started at 911 Knollwood Street. Oh, and this is all in Tampa, Florida.)
So anyhow the cops sicked the dogs on Harold. Well actually one dog, named "Bosco". Bosco ran under the house and bit Harold hard, like a good police dog should. Harold then yelled "I give up" so police told Bosco to let go of Harold. Harold seized this chance at freedom and grabbed Bosco and started crushing him against a beam under the house. Apparently Harold is in pretty good shape. Or maybe the jealousy still had it's hold on him.
Well the cops heard Bosco yelping in pain and figured that Harold wasn't quite ready to give up as promised. They climbed under the house and two cops and a dog finally subdued the energetic, feisty Mr. Osbourne.
Harold was was charged with felony battery domestic violence, felony burglary of
an unoccupied structure, misdemeanor resisting an officer without
violence and an offense against a police dog. The cops took him to the famous Orient Rd. jail (it's a couple of miles to the east of I-4, for all you Google Earthers). There they found that he had the famous tattoo: "Only God Will Judge Me", in those biblical looking letters, written across his chest.
The woman, Cherl Gulino (rhymes with Earl?) acknowledged that her on-again off-again lover is a God-fearing man, yet said that nonetheless she is "scared for my life". She also said that at some point during the ordeal Harold told her that he didn't want to be with her anymore (but then again he also told the cops he was ready to give up before trying to kill Bosco).
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