As most decent Americans know, each year a distinguished citizen wins the "Aberwaward" for conducting him or herself in an "Abraham Lincoln type fashion". (If you have never heard of the Aberwaward, look it up in Wikipedia)
Well this year the word is that all votes go to Charlie Crist, Governor of the whole Sunshine State, from the little island at the bottom that is so popular with Ernest Hemingway look-a-likes and visiting Cubans, to the southern Alabama border, that is known for it's delicious mock turtle soup. (It's really armadillo, but it tastes just like the sweetest snapping turtle you ever had).
As you may or may not know, earlier this week Governor Christ managed to squash a rebellion against the state (story here by having an iguana strategically placed within the Broward County power grid, disrupting power to 20,000 Broward County residents.
Governor Christ was also in the news earlier this week when a jet he was riding in developed problems and was forced to make an emergency landing in Georgia. That incident is thought to be the work of a covert force led by former President Bill Clinton, in an attempt to divert attention from his wife Hillary's incessant displays of mania and other types of insanity.
Apparently, the plane was supposed to crash in North Carolina, just north of the famous "South of the Border" tourist attraction. Slim Johnson, manager of a fireworks shop within the confines of the world famous tourist attraction, expressed disappointment over the failure of the covert operation. "We ordered extra of everything, and now it's just like normal, so we are overstocked" said Slim, shaking his head, "but I guess if you look at the big picture, we are kind of lucky 'cause Bill never promised that the plane would not hit us directly"
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