Been on vacation in the hills of northern Idaho for the past week or so. Great trout fishing, with frequent snowstorms and extremely cold weather. So here is what's happening in Da Ho...
Wolves!
This state (according to the people who live here) is pretty much being taken over by these giant black wolves, the offspring of about a dozen or so big dogs that were released by some forward thinking environmentalists about ten years ago. Fast forward to the present, and it seems that the giant black wolves have been engaging in some hardcore proceation activity, so now there are thousands of big mean black wolves roaming the mountains. Just like Caine in Kung Fu, wandering around and getting into all kinds of adventures and stuff.
Apparently these things are the size of small horses, but not at all similar to small horses. These guys have very sharp teeth claws and like to use them. Mainly to kill elk, deer, bears, and other mammals large and small.
So the current situation is that wolves pretty much own the high country, the elk, deer and bear are migrating (running!) to the valleys - where the humans live. So of course anyone with enough sense to put their socks on before they put their shoes on can figure out that the wolves will follow.
So within the next couple of years look for wolves roaming the streets of small Northwestern towns, eating dogs, cats, Grandmas, naive college students, and whoever or whatever else gets in their way. So really they are not that similar to Caine from Kung Fu either. From what I remember he was a pretty peaceful dude.
So anyway, two or three years from now you will see stories of angry wolves dominating the Northwest, rivers of blood flowing like melted snow down the streets, leaving only the heavily armed meth addicts and white supremecists behind.
You heard it here first, peeps. Pretty soon Idaho will be even crazier than Florida. We'll do monthly updates, and when the big change begins we may move the Well I'll be go to hell focus to Idaho.
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