I was alerted by my absolute favorite regular reader that the bestiality story was posted twice. Sorry 'bout that, I hope I didn't cause too much confusion and mayhem. Everything should be A-OK now.
And now, the news:
Hey, It's 4/20 All Day On 4/20!!
This is Christy Higdon. This young-looking-for-23 woman from
Spring Hill was arrested for smoking pot at her neighbors place, and
leaving her 2 year old at home. Now she did have her other two kids
with her at the time, so it's not all bad.
She was arrested on 4/20 -
how ironic. Or sad, or stupid, or whatever.
Here is her arrest report, where you can find her height (4'11"), weight (195 lbs!!!), and even her phone number. So if you feel like meeting a somewhat chubby little chick from central Florida with three kids and an arrest record, give her a call!
In other news...
The busy beavers in the Florida Legislature have decided that our regular old "Swanee River" state song is good enough. No word yet on whether they are planning on keeping references to "darkies" (African Americans) and "me's dear ole Massuh Jones" (the kindly old slave owner). Sorry 'bout that, whoever wrote that "Sawgrass Meets the Sky" song.
The take your guns to work law is meeting resistance from, you guessed it, wusseys who are afraid of guns. And some business owners, who are afraid their employees will start having shoot-outs in the parking lot to resolve issues in the workplace.
A guy in Coral Gables has scammed a bunch of people out of about $400 by posing as a doctor. He wears blue scrubs, and apparently recently shaved and showered, thus fooling the people of Coral Gables. It's front page news down there,
click here to see the life size picture of the guy's face.
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