TAMPA, FLORIDA -
Lot's going on, however I can only do a quick wrapup today.
- First the news I wanted to hear: Good old Charlie Crist is expected to sign the "take your gun to work" law. I'll tell you one thing I do know about Charlie - he looks pretty suspicious, all neat and clean and never married, but I have first hand information that he is definitely not gay. At least not according to the St. Pete babes I have talked to. Anyhow, moving on...
- The Meeting To Figure Out How to Keep Teachers From Having Sex With Their Students is happening on April 15th, 1 PM to 3 PM. The public is invited so I am going to try and do some real news reporting. I can't wait!
- Susan Stanton is getting divorced from her wife of 17 years. I don't know if it's because Susan's wife married a guy named Steven 17 years ago, or if it's because Susan can't seem to get a job after getting fired as Largo's City Planner. They fired him soon after he became a woman, there was outrage and rioting in the streets and all but we have all pretty much calmed down about it now. Anybody who has driven through Largo can see that he wasn't much of a city planner anyway. Nothing but cement block warehouses, mobile homes, and people living in boxes. She's pretty freaky looking too.
- And now for the best: Lexus is doing a commercial in Tampa! All of the people who know about that kind of stuff are pretty sure this is the break we've been looking for. Should bring billions into the city and we will be up to our eyeballs in tourists with pockets full of money. About time we made it!
Ok, that's it for today. People you have to start submitting this thing to Digg and Stumbleupon and stuff. Please!! It will only take a minute and then I will get visitors from all over for a couple of days. And that excites me. So submit me and I will buy you a beer or give you a hat or something.
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