"What was hidden beneath the bed, will be shouted from the rooftops" And now what has been shouted from the rooftops is that Hillary and Bill are stinking freaking rich. Of course, there is the usual spin machine stuff going on so that Hillary can keep her "aw shucks, I'm just an old Arkansas woman who once worked for WalMart" demeanor.
Now Bill is using the opportunity to do his little subtle thing that he does to remind the world that Obama is "racially different" from white people.
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In a speech in Tenessee, Bill said "Yeah Hillary and I made a bunch of money. Obama made some, from writing those black power books, but he could have made a bunch more if he wasn't so damn lazy and shiftless."
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While talking to reporters in Pennsylvania Dutch Country, Bill said "Yes we made $109,000,000 in a couple of years. But what's important is that I DID NOT use it to buy cocaine, or cigarettes." Then he said "I don't know how much of that 4 million Obama has left, but I do know that stuff like cigarettes, you know, and what ever else he blows his money on, costs a lot of money" Also, as he said "blows" he held his index finger to his right nostril, and left a spot of what he later described as "powdered sugar" on his upper lip for the duration of the interview.
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Inside sources at the Secret Service say that Bill is an excellent tipper. He will tip a guy for standing outside the bathroom stall while he does his business 10-20 dollars. Our inside reports also say that hey often-times accompanies the tip with "Pretty damn white of me, huh?"
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Our SS sources also say that almost like clockwork, if the Secret Service tippee says "Thanks, Mr. President, that's a lot!" The ex-president will almost always respond with "That's what she said" and then laugh a little, and then say it again a little quieter like he is saying it to himself, and then laugh a little again.
Soon we will look at George Bush's income projections for the years following his dismissal from office. I got to warn you, I've seen the figures and I hope he is saving his money.
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