It's official! New Smyrna Beach in Florida is still the top beach in the United States for getting attacked by a shark! An article in Forbes magazine quotes a shark attack expert "Most people who have swum in and around New Smyrna have been within 10 feet of a
shark in their lifetime". And this is no doubt true. Everybody knows this, but people just can't stay out of the water.
Of course, you don't have to go to New Smyrna Beach to get attacked by a shark. Sharks hang out in residential canals off the Gulf of Mexico, as a 48 year old man discovered a couple of years ago near St. Petersburg. The guy gets home from work, it's hot, so he grabs a beer and heads for his dock. He decides to take a dip and lands right on top of a 10+ foot tiger shark. The shark was not amused at all, and demonstrated his/her frustration by biting the guy in the kidney. The man is no longer with us.
We also have these extremely agressive bull sharks (with just tons of teeth) that are generally 8 feet long (for some reason it's always "an eight foot long bull shark" never six, never 9, always 8) and can live in brackish water. Sometimes they venture up the Hillsborough River and mingle with the alligators. No reports of bull sharks leaving the water though.
So anyway, we've got the perpetual shark attacks, the alligators in kitchens, the crazed-violent-teenage-girls-in-Polk-County that even Dr. Phil is afraid of, the crazed meth addicted general human population of Polk County who have not yet surrendured to the recently escaped monkey mob, my back porch infested with black widows, and now this:
Insane Fox Attacks a Bunch of Little Kids
That's right. This fox comes up to these kids playing and just starts biting away. Totally unprovoked, according to 4 year old McGyver Hanson, who witnessed the attack but escaped by burying himself in the sandbox.
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