TAMPA, FL -
This is true:
A 44 year old guy from Seffner named Robert Hancock shows up at Showgirls Men's Club and tries to make a phone call from a pay phone. Pay phone doesn't work of course so he asks 23 year old pregnant-strip-club-worker Minouche Eliasin if he can borrow hers. Minouche looks out the door and notices a baby in Robert's car. She gets the baby, the baby's all sweaty, has a wet diaper, and is crying. Minouche gets a baby bottle from a new mom strip-club-worker, and feeds the baby.
Meanwhile, Minouche starts asking Robert some questions. "Where's this baby's mother?" "Why did you bring a baby to a strip club?" "Is this that Showtime version of Punked?".
Robert is slow to open up. He won't answer Minouche's questions. Finally, he opens up. "All I want to do" says Robert, "is leave this baby here for a week or so. Two weeks tops." Minouche is silent. Robert continues "You guys just look after the baby for a little while and I'll be back as soon as I can"
Minouche got someone to call the cops. Robert, sensing Minouche's reluctance, says "How about if me and the baby both just stay with you for a day or two?" Finally the cops come and arrest Robert. He's intoxicated, he's got a crackpipe on the car's console, he's got a little bit of meth in his pocket - the usual. Turns out that for some bizarre reason Robert decided to take the baby from his grandparent's place and go for a ride.
This is a true story. Happened in Plant City last night. About 10 miles east of Tampa. Robert's in jail, the baby's back with Grandma and Grandpa, Minouche's back at the strip club waiting for her next adventure, and somewhere in Central Florida some new bizarre story is beginning.
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