Shopping cart mixup leads to felony charge against 58 year old woman: "I was just buying kitty-cat food!"

August 17, 2009 16:29 by Dalton Rattlesnake

ST PETE BEACH, FLA - Joy Smith, shown here in a surprisingly flattering mug shot, was arrested at the St. Pete Beach Sweetbay supermarket yesterday. The 58 year old woman was charged with felony aggravated assault following a shopping cart mixup. Joy, by the way, was born on Groundhog D... [More]

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Kinda cute chick is like, totally insane, dude

February 28, 2009 13:51 by Dalton Rattlesnake

23 year old Detra Washington, the girl in the picture on the left, is kind of cute, right? Well, if her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend (you really never know how these things will turn out) is telling the truth she is also totally whacked out of her head crazy insane. Which may be the reason that he to... [More]

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Seffner chicks destroy a bunch of stuff, call someone a bad name, and go to jail

January 14, 2009 14:00 by Dalton Rattlesnake

SEFFNER, FLA - A couple of Seffner girls, one 18 and the other 17, went on a good old fashioned vandalism binge that lasted over 12 hours yesterday, although the evidence gathered so far indicates that they took a break at some point. Caitlin Lumsden, the 18 year old, and an unide... [More]

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Cop arrested for biting husband

December 17, 2008 13:02 by Dalton Rattlesnake

PASCO COUNTY - Tiffany Morris, a 26 year old Temple Terrace cop who lives in New Port Ritchy, went out with her husband and some of their friends last night. Tiffany reportedly downed a bottle of wine, a bunch of margaritas, and another mixed drink, rendering her irrational, intoxicated, and... [More]

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16 year old girl charged with assaulting dad!?! WTH!! He was going to spank her!

November 28, 2008 23:49 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Crestview, Okaloosa County, FLA- I don't know if this story is a mistake, a crazy anomaly that only happens in Okaloosa County, or simply an incredible breakthrough in daughter raising. According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office, they arrested a 16 year old girl for hitting her... [More]

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Sarah Palin visits Florida to tell us that she's not afraid of us but we should be afraid of Obama

October 6, 2008 17:43 by Dalton Rattlesnake

The maverickaliscous Sarah Palin came to Clearwater and gave one of her trademark very maverickish speeches about the importance of being a maverick and also about the importance of not voting for Barack Obama. See, most people don't know this, but it turns out that Barack Obama was raised by ... [More]

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Someting's screwed up with this site

September 28, 2008 00:15 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Somethings screwed up. The Twilight Zone seems to be down, and who knows what else. So bear with me folks, I'm too tired to mess with it right now. By the way, did you know that the total earth's ant population weighs roughly the same as the total earth's human population? Y... [More]

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Unexpected reaction to marriage proposal

September 23, 2008 22:31 by Dalton Rattlesnake

HOLIDAY, FLA - Apparently, 39 year old Celeste Irene Lagrant does not want to marry Bruce Montle, who is Miss Lagrant's live-in boyfriend. According to Bruce, during "marriage proposal discussions" Celeste slapped him, punched him, scratched him, and threw a bunch of knives at him. N... [More]

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More politics - old guy named McCain chooses hot chick to be running mate

September 3, 2008 20:30 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Now we don't get too political here at WIBGTH. For us, politics is about entertainment. And boy-oh-boy-meloy does it get entertaining from time to time. So when Barack chose this guy named Joe Biden as his running mate, we were a little surprised, mainly because we had never really heard of th... [More]

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Just another night in Palmetto

June 30, 2008 20:20 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Brittney Lovette, 22, was having a real knock-down drag-out fight with her ex-boyfriend, Keith Paige, in her driveway this past Saturday evening. Keith and a friend had stopped by Brittney's house to drop off a little cash for haircuts for Brittney's four kids. (Yup, that's right. 22... [More]

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