Bright yellow mobile home in Seffner routinely attacked by falling trees

May 23, 2009 10:34 by Dalton Rattlesnake

SEFFNER, FLA - Cowboy and Nellie Johnson, the people who live in the bright yellow trailer in the picture (it's under the fallen tree) just can't seem to catch a break lately. "Cowboy" Johnson's given name is Donald. To cut down on confusion as to whether he is the a... [More]

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Sleazy! Shocking! Tittilating! The sexual activities of retired people revealed!!

March 6, 2009 22:21 by Dalton Rattlesnake

THE VILLAGES, FLORIDA - At last the truth about The Villages, the giant retirement megacommunity in Florida, has been revealed. The elderly residents of the Villages are having sex in alarming numbers, or amounts, or however sexual activity is quantified. Visitors to The Villages on a Sat... [More]

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Stone Temple Pilots get lost on way to Tampa, incites riot of epic mediocrity

August 25, 2008 20:53 by Dalton Rattlesnake

TAMPA, FLA - This past Friday night, The Stone Temple Pilots shocked fans and government officials when they failed to show up for a concert where they were scheduled to headline. Over the course of the weekend, thousands more were shocked to hear that "STP", as they were known bac... [More]

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The Conundrum: An esoteric observation of the time/space continuum and old folks retiring to Florida

May 10, 2008 23:20 by Dalton Rattlesnake

The Esoteric Time/Space Continuum Conundrum. [More]

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Book reveals that retirees come to Florida and sometimes have sex

May 6, 2008 13:53 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Retirees Having Sex? What the hell?. [More]

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