Internet is officially 'old'

October 30, 2009 13:02 by Dalton Rattlesnake

EVERYWHERE, UBIQUITOUSVILLE - The internet turned 40 yesterday. The age 40 is the universal "wow you are so old" age, for any readers who can not relate because they live in a timeless dimension. Maybe things will start calming down a little bit now. The int... [More]

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Sleazy! Shocking! Tittilating! The sexual activities of retired people revealed!!

March 6, 2009 22:21 by Dalton Rattlesnake

THE VILLAGES, FLORIDA - At last the truth about The Villages, the giant retirement megacommunity in Florida, has been revealed. The elderly residents of the Villages are having sex in alarming numbers, or amounts, or however sexual activity is quantified. Visitors to The Villages on a Sat... [More]

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Sarah Palin visits Florida to tell us that she's not afraid of us but we should be afraid of Obama

October 6, 2008 17:43 by Dalton Rattlesnake

The maverickaliscous Sarah Palin came to Clearwater and gave one of her trademark very maverickish speeches about the importance of being a maverick and also about the importance of not voting for Barack Obama. See, most people don't know this, but it turns out that Barack Obama was raised by ... [More]

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Sarah Palin afraid of Florida

September 17, 2008 15:34 by Dalton Rattlesnake

THE VILLAGES, FLA - Sarah Palin canceled her scheduled appearance at The Villages, the famous wild and crazy retirement community that covers three counties in West Central Florida. According to her people, she cancelled her appearance because of thunderstorms. Maybe they don't get many ... [More]

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Giant flesh eating sea monkeys discovered running wild in Idaho (TRUE STORY!!)

September 10, 2008 16:09 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Boise, Idaho- The Idaho National Guard has discovered a new super-sized, flesh eating species of Sea Monkey, also known as "Fairy Shrimp" in the sometimes dried up lake beds of the Idaho Desert. According to officials the newly discovered Sea Monkeys are about 100 times as big as th... [More]

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More politics - old guy named McCain chooses hot chick to be running mate

September 3, 2008 20:30 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Now we don't get too political here at WIBGTH. For us, politics is about entertainment. And boy-oh-boy-meloy does it get entertaining from time to time. So when Barack chose this guy named Joe Biden as his running mate, we were a little surprised, mainly because we had never really heard of th... [More]

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Danger Everywhere

May 15, 2008 05:35 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Rabid bobcats in Tallahassee, gazillions of Crazy Rasberry ants in Houston. [More]

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Going National!! Get your National News here!

May 1, 2008 16:39 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Barbara Walters Sex with Black Senator Scandal, David Blaine quits breathing for a long time. [More]

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