Possibly the most informative blog post you will ever read!!

December 10, 2009 06:13 by Dalton Rattlesnake

My backporch, FLA - Sometimes I just have to take a break from writing articles about the "Sunshine State That's Full of Crazy People Who are Sometimes Really Stupid, Too". So what do I do? I go on a Quest for Knowledge. Early this morning, while preparing for a &qu... [More]

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Provocative!! Tittilating!! Videos of Lingerie Football League Tryouts!!

May 30, 2009 02:44 by Dalton Rattlesnake

TAMPA, FLA - Move over NFL!! It's summertime, or late spring, one of the few times of the year that the average American heterosexual male does not think about football 17 times a day. And when guys aren't thinking about football, there is a thought void that must be filled. Scientis... [More]

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Sarasota woman steals credit card, buys a new tooth, a tattoo, and other essentials

March 8, 2009 07:53 by Dalton Rattlesnake

SARASOTA, FLA - Alicia K. Borgeson, a 27 year old woman from Sarasota, recently found herself in a precarious position. There she was, working at some random company filing files and running errands, when suddenly a customer's credit card number fell in her lap. I'm sure that there w... [More]

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Looking for love, romance, and excitement? Consider Russian women!!

March 7, 2009 10:42 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Look guys - let's be honest. If you are still single, you've probably already met just about every available female in your area, right? If you don't think you have, I encourage you to click on one of the "Friend Finder" banners. You just might meet someone in your area that ... [More]

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The numbers go on their butts, silly!

January 9, 2009 01:55 by Dalton Rattlesnake

If you are like me, the first question that popped into your head was "where will the girls in underwear football player's numbers go?" when you first heard about the Lingerie Football League. Well here's your answer, inquiring minds! The numbers go on their butts! I feel s... [More]

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Weekly Local News 3

January 1, 2009 12:34 by Dalton Rattlesnake

My Backyard, and neighborhood - Last night we had a heck of a shindig to celebrate the end of 2008, which was just a totally stupid year that we are so glad to be finally rid of. That extra second seemed like an eternity. My junior near-clone and I, along with a responsible adult, lit off ab... [More]

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Local News

December 10, 2008 01:51 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Sunday night I was like totally sound asleep and then like at 4 in the morning, (this would be Monday morning because the whole thing started with going to bed Sunday night, you get what I'm saying I'm sure, right?) so anyway there it is 4 in the morning and the dogs start barking like cra... [More]

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16 year old girl charged with assaulting dad!?! WTH!! He was going to spank her!

November 28, 2008 23:49 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Crestview, Okaloosa County, FLA- I don't know if this story is a mistake, a crazy anomaly that only happens in Okaloosa County, or simply an incredible breakthrough in daughter raising. According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office, they arrested a 16 year old girl for hitting her... [More]

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Random Late Breaking Florida News

October 14, 2008 17:29 by Dalton Rattlesnake

ALL OVER FLORIDA, MOSTLY AROUND TAMPA - In Port St. Lucie, 33 year old Kevin Franco climbed on top of a sleeping woman, bound her hands with plastic ties and attempted to cover her mouth with duct tape. Mr. Franco told police that he intended no harm to anyone, he just wanted the woman to li... [More]

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How to arrest yourself

October 13, 2008 16:42 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Here at WIBGTH, we pride ourselves on offering readers a Cornucopia of Information™. Today's helpful tip is "How to Arrest Yourself". If you live in Hillsborough County, FL, that is. So if you feel that you have broken the law, be it local, state, or federal ordinance, fe... [More]

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