Bank of America taunts man with no arms "because we can"

September 2, 2009 10:06 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Tampa, FLA - Steve Valdez is a 54 year old Tampa man who suffered the great misfortune of being born without arms. This past Thursday Mr. Valdez suffered another great misfortune - having to deal with Bank of America employees. Mr. Valdez arrived at the Bank of America with the standard &qu... [More]

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What a day. Bad news. Stupid city government meeting. Good news.

June 4, 2009 20:52 by Dalton Rattlesnake

TAMPA, FLA - Today started on a down note, as far as news goes, for people of many different age groups. The bad news for the old folks was the closing of the historic, iconic, famous restaurant called Velencia Gardens. Apparently this place has been around since Florida was part... [More]

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"Hey, nice yard" - approval of neighbors costs man twenty two grand just for the water

June 3, 2009 06:42 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Carollwood, FLA - Here in the land sunshine and joy, appearances are extremely important. Important for many reasons, everything from simple vanity to the fact that your neighborhood's HOA (homeowner's association) may steal your house if your mailbox is not properly maintained. And ... [More]

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43 FLA DOC employee's children tased and gassed: THE REST OF THE STORY

May 16, 2009 10:55 by Dalton Rattlesnake

DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS, FLA - By now, you have probably heard the story. Apparently, the number of DOC employee's kids who were tased during "bring your kid to work day" events is now pegged at 43. And, of course, some of the kids were exposed to teargas as well. No dou... [More]

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IKEA COMES TO TAMPA!! RESIDENTS REJOICE ARRIVAL OF SAVIOR GOD

May 4, 2009 18:03 by Dalton Rattlesnake

TAMPA, FLA - Tampa, Florida can now boast to the world that IKEA has graced us with a shrine to the Swedish God of Easy to Assemble Sleek Looking Furniture!! And the arrival could not come a minute too soon. Tampa is currently experiencing a blood sucking bat invasion, and the authoriti... [More]

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Man arrested for cussing, kicking, hitting, and pooping in neighbor's yard

May 3, 2009 12:09 by Dalton Rattlesnake

TARPON SPRINGS, FLA - Anthony L. Smith, aka "the midnight pooper", or "the nude midnight pooper" pooped in his neighbor's yard at around midnight last night. According to a statement by Tarpon Springs Police Department, "the nude midnight pooper" has b... [More]

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St. Petersburg Times backtracks; prints retraction concerning Tampa nuclear attack

April 17, 2009 09:11 by Dalton Rattlesnake

The St Petersburg Times yesterday wrote a retraction, or correction, or addendum to a previous news article. And as with most such corrections, the thing appeared in real small print so nobody would notice the mistake. So here at WIBGTH we feel it is our duty to reprint the retraction, so tha... [More]

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Local celeb Hulk Hogan reduced to hobbling around begging

April 3, 2009 16:40 by Dalton Rattlesnake

Ex-wrestler turned man getting a divorce Hulk "Terry Bollea" Hogan recently showed up in a Tampa Bay Area courthouse hobbling around on crutches looking all desperate and helpless. He was in the courthouse to beg for money, because being a handicapped pathetic guy is not a marketable ski... [More]

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Dalton Rattlesnake connected to something good: Keep the Fish!!

March 19, 2009 16:49 by Dalton Rattlesnake

You may have noticed that this blog has become a little ... what's the word I'm looking for... Oh yeah! the word is "pathetic". See, here's how it is: this blog has a few "regulars" that visit every now and then, and the rest of the visits are from people look... [More]

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Socially inept poop throwing monkey on the loose, real hard to catch

January 14, 2009 03:47 by Dalton Rattlesnake

CLEARWATER, FLA - A rhesus macaque monkey is reportedly on the loose and running wild in Clearwater, Florida. Yesterday afternoon the monkey was spotted near the intersection of State Road 60 and U.S. 19. Florida Fish and Wildlife officials, police, and the fire department qickly conve... [More]

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Bank of America taunts man with no arms "because we can"

What a day. Bad news. Stupid city government meeting. Good news.

"Hey, nice yard" - approval of neighbors costs man twenty two grand just for the water

43 FLA DOC employee's children tased and gassed: THE REST OF THE STORY

IKEA COMES TO TAMPA!! RESIDENTS REJOICE ARRIVAL OF SAVIOR GOD

Man arrested for cussing, kicking, hitting, and pooping in neighbor's yard

St. Petersburg Times backtracks; prints retraction concerning Tampa nuclear attack

Local celeb Hulk Hogan reduced to hobbling around begging

Dalton Rattlesnake connected to something good: Keep the Fish!!

Socially inept poop throwing monkey on the loose, real hard to catch

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